The story of the day...

Once upon the time there was 4 body parts discussing who should be the boss in the body

The body parts was the Brain, the Eyes, the Stomach and the Heart..

Heart : I should be the boss because i pump blood to all the body...

Brain : NO no no.. i should be the boss because i control all of you...

Eyes : Without my eyes you can do nothing so i must be the boss..

stomach : HAHAHAHA i feed all of you without me you all die of hunger!!!!!!!!!!!!

then the little asshole listen to the discussion and the little assshole said " I WANT TO BE THE BOSS TOO"

all of the body part look at the asshold and start laughing

" hahaha you only a shit asshole be quiet and dont disturb us!!!!!" said the body part

the asshole get very very upset and angry so he close down...

after 2-3 days the eyes start to get foggy

the stomach hurt

the heart pump not good

and the brain get dizzy

..2 weeks later.. all body parts tell the asshole to open up!

but he still not open... then after 3 weeks all the body parts was so so sick.

in the end they have to lets the asshole be the boss..

SO THATS MEAN... THAT EVEN AN ASSHOLE CAN BE THE BOSS!!!!!!!!!!!

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have a nice evening everybody

by.natt

True that...

Paddy tells Mick he's thinking of buying a Labrador.

"Feck off" says Mick, "Have you seen how many of their owners go blind?"

So thats why so many assholes are the boss

So thats why so many assholes are the boss

cheer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

finally someone has agree with me..

Paddy tells Mick he's thinking of buying a Labrador.

"Feck off" says Mick, "Have you seen how many of their owners go blind?"

hahaha i like that

Wayne had an very bad accident, got himsels burn to death.

Coroner had to indentify the body and ask'ed his long time buddies Ole and Sven to do the indetification.

First Ole, Not shure, too badly burned, turn him over. Looking at the back Ole say. Nop, aint him.

Next Sven, Not shure, badly burned but turn him over. Same answer, not him.

Coroner ask them: Howe can you tell?

Ole and Sven: Cant be Wayne, cause everytime we go out together people say "There goess Wayne with his two ashole's"

and this body only got one.

Wayne had an very bad accident, got himsels burn to death.

Coroner had to indentify the body and ask'ed his long time buddies Ole and Sven to do the indetification.

First Ole, Not shure, too badly burned, turn him over. Looking at the back Ole say. Nop, aint him.

Next Sven, Not shure, badly burned but turn him over. Same answer, not him.

Coroner ask them: Howe can you tell?

Ole and Sven: Cant be Wayne, cause everytime we go out together people say "There goess Wayne with his two ashole's"

and this body only got one.

Fredrik : " Damn!!!!!!! i did it.. how can i? i cant believe that i had done this thing!"

Fredrik said to his friend and he feel so upset about the thing he had done today

his friends feel sorry for him so one of them walk to him and comfort him with a nice word

Friend 1 : "Dont be worried my friend... you are not the first one who had sex with your own

patient!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

That word really make him feel good inside but its seem like lightning striked on him when one of

the friend said

Friend 2 : damn shit! but you are VETERINARIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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***smile little bit laugh little bit.. live longer****

thanks for my boyfriend .. whoes be there when i need ..

thanks for my friend... whoes comfort me when i'm sad

thanks for my son ..... whoes be with me when i'm alone

AND BIG THANKS FOR FOOD POISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT KEEPING ME AWAKE ALL NIGHT

Father and son

Father : WTF!!!!!!!!! This is the first test fo you how can you get zero in every subject?!

i teach you everyday dont you have any brain cell left?!!!!!!!!!!!

Son : But dad why you so angry? i listen to you everything you teach me and i thing i did good too.

Father : ohhhh... i have so stupid son!!!!!!!!!!

Son : you should be proud of me dad!!! you told me that we must forget the part and

WE BUILD UP EVERYTHING FROM ZERO TOGETHER!

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As you know kids are smart and they always obey their parent