Five rules for men to follow for a happy life
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> 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks
> from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
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> 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
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> 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who
> doesn't lie to you.
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> 4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes
> to be with you.
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> 5. It's very, very, very important that these four women do not
> know each other.
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> Tiger Woods
> Orlando, Florida
