Drivern med familj berättar

Drivern, klarar du detta på golfbanan?

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Hälsa familjen

Hej,

igår onsdag åkte dotter och jag till Ban Pea för att hämta ett kompispar som hade övernattat på kärleksön,Samet.Under väntan hängde vi i en bar.

Fortsättning från idag 2 augusti då det var en buddadag.Ett tempelbesök blev det på kvällen,lite böner inne i templet och sedan skulle vi gå tre varv runt den samma med blommor,brinnande ljus och rökelse i pressision efter munkarna,sedan avslutning inne med mera ramsor och en liten predikan av förstemunken.

Lite ljus i mörkret.

Hej,

igår onsdag åkte dotter och jag till Ban Pea för att hämta ett kompispar som hade övernattat på kärleksön,Samet.Under väntan hängde vi i en bar.

Christis eller??

A businessman was attending a conference in Africa. He had a free day and

wanted to play a round of golf and was directed to a golf course in the

nearby jungle. After a short journey, he arrived at the course and asked

the pro if he could get on.

"Sure," said the pro, "What's your handicap?"

Not wanting to admit that he had an 18 handicap, he

decided to cut it a bit. "Well, it's 16," said the businessman, "but

what's the relevance since I'll be playing alone?" "It's very important

for us to know," said the pro, who then called a caddy. "Go

out with this gentleman," said the pro, "his handicap is 16."

The businessman was very surprised at this constant reference to his

handicap. The caddy picked up the businessman's bag and a large rifle. Again, the businessman

was surprised, but decided to ask no questions. They arrived on the 1st

hole, a par-4.

"It's wise to avoid those trees on the left," said

the caddy. Needless to say, the businessman duck-hooked his

ball into the trees. He found his ball and was about to punch it out

when he heard the loud crack of the rifle and a large snake fell dead

from a tree above his head.

The caddy stood next to

him with the rifle smoking in his hand. "That's the Black

Mamba, the most poisonous snake in all Africa . You're

lucky I was here with you."

After taking a bogey, they moved to the 2nd hole, a par-5.

"Good to avoid those bushes on the

right," says the caddy. Of course, the

businessman's ball went straight into the bushes. As he

went to pick up his ball, he heard the loud crack of the

caddy's rifle once again, and a huge lion fell dead at his

feet.

"I've saved your life again," said the

caddy.

The 3rd hole was a par-3 with a lake in front

of the green. The businessman's ball came up just short of

the green and rolled back to the edge of the water. To take a shot, he

had to stand with one foot in the lake. As he was about to swing, a

large crocodile emerged from the water and bit off much of

his right leg. As he fell to the ground bleeding and in great pain, he

saw the caddy with the rifle propped at his

side, looking on unconcernedly.

"Why didn't you kill it?" asked

the man incredulously.

"I'm sorry, sir," said the

caddy. "This is the 17th handicap hole. You don't get a

shot here."

And that, my golfing friends, is why you should never

lie about your handicap!

Fick denna golfhistorien på mailen.

A businessman was attending a conference in Africa. He had a free day and

wanted to play a round of golf and was directed to a golf course in the

nearby jungle. After a short journey, he arrived at the course and asked

the pro if he could get on.

"Sure," said the pro, "What's your handicap?"

Not wanting to admit that he had an 18 handicap, he

decided to cut it a bit. "Well, it's 16," said the businessman, "but

what's the relevance since I'll be playing alone?" "It's very important

for us to know," said the pro, who then called a caddy. "Go

out with this gentleman," said the pro, "his handicap is 16."

The businessman was very surprised at this constant reference to his

handicap. The caddy picked up the businessman's bag and a large rifle. Again, the businessman

was surprised, but decided to ask no questions. They arrived on the 1st

hole, a par-4.

"It's wise to avoid those trees on the left," said

the caddy. Needless to say, the businessman duck-hooked his

ball into the trees. He found his ball and was about to punch it out

when he heard the loud crack of the rifle and a large snake fell dead

from a tree above his head.

The caddy stood next to

him with the rifle smoking in his hand. "That's the Black

Mamba, the most poisonous snake in all Africa . You're

lucky I was here with you."

After taking a bogey, they moved to the 2nd hole, a par-5.

"Good to avoid those bushes on the

right," says the caddy. Of course, the

businessman's ball went straight into the bushes. As he

went to pick up his ball, he heard the loud crack of the

caddy's rifle once again, and a huge lion fell dead at his

feet.

"I've saved your life again," said the

caddy.

The 3rd hole was a par-3 with a lake in front

of the green. The businessman's ball came up just short of

the green and rolled back to the edge of the water. To take a shot, he

had to stand with one foot in the lake. As he was about to swing, a

large crocodile emerged from the water and bit off much of

his right leg. As he fell to the ground bleeding and in great pain, he

saw the caddy with the rifle propped at his

side, looking on unconcernedly.

"Why didn't you kill it?" asked

the man incredulously.

"I'm sorry, sir," said the

caddy. "This is the 17th handicap hole. You don't get a

shot here."

And that, my golfing friends, is why you should never

lie about your handicap!

Fick denna golfhistorien på mailen.

A businessman was attending a conference in Africa. He had a free day and

wanted to play a round of golf and was directed to a golf course in the

nearby jungle. After a short journey, he arrived at the course and asked

the pro if he could get on.

"Sure," said the pro, "What's your handicap?"

Not wanting to admit that he had an 18 handicap, he

decided to cut it a bit. "Well, it's 16," said the businessman, "but

what's the relevance since I'll be playing alone?" "It's very important

for us to know," said the pro, who then called a caddy. "Go

out with this gentleman," said the pro, "his handicap is 16."

The businessman was very surprised at this constant reference to his

handicap. The caddy picked up the businessman's bag and a large rifle. Again, the businessman

was surprised, but decided to ask no questions. They arrived on the 1st

hole, a par-4.

"It's wise to avoid those trees on the left," said

the caddy. Needless to say, the businessman duck-hooked his

ball into the trees. He found his ball and was about to punch it out

when he heard the loud crack of the rifle and a large snake fell dead

from a tree above his head.

The caddy stood next to

him with the rifle smoking in his hand. "That's the Black

Mamba, the most poisonous snake in all Africa . You're

lucky I was here with you."

After taking a bogey, they moved to the 2nd hole, a par-5.

"Good to avoid those bushes on the

right," says the caddy. Of course, the

businessman's ball went straight into the bushes. As he

went to pick up his ball, he heard the loud crack of the

caddy's rifle once again, and a huge lion fell dead at his

feet.

"I've saved your life again," said the

caddy.

The 3rd hole was a par-3 with a lake in front

of the green. The businessman's ball came up just short of

the green and rolled back to the edge of the water. To take a shot, he

had to stand with one foot in the lake. As he was about to swing, a

large crocodile emerged from the water and bit off much of

his right leg. As he fell to the ground bleeding and in great pain, he

saw the caddy with the rifle propped at his

side, looking on unconcernedly.

"Why didn't you kill it?" asked

the man incredulously.

"I'm sorry, sir," said the

caddy. "This is the 17th handicap hole. You don't get a

shot here."

And that, my golfing friends, is why you should never

lie about your handicap!

Fick denna golfhistorien på mailen.

Jaha och vi som.inte kan utrikiska ,kan man få den på svenska ?

Google translate/Hn

En affärsman deltog i en konferens i Afrika. Han hade en ledig dag och

ville spela en runda golf och riktades till en golfbana i

närheten djungeln. Efter en kort resa, kom han på kursen och frågade

PRO om han kunde komma på.

"Visst", sa pro, "Vad är ditt handikapp?"

inte vilja erkänna att han hade en 18 handikapp, han

bestämde sig för att skära lite. "Tja, det är 16", sa affärsmannen, "men

vad är relevant, eftersom jag kommer att spela ensam? " "Det är väldigt viktigt

för oss att veta ", sade pro, som då hette en caddie. "Gå

ut med den här herrn ", sade pro", hans handikapp är 16. "

Affärsmannen var mycket förvånad över denna ständiga hänvisning till hans

handikapp. Caddy plockade upp affärsmannen väska och en stor gevär. Återigen, affärsmannen

blev förvånad, men beslutade att ställa några frågor. De anlände den 1

hålet, ett par-4.

"Det är klokt att undvika dessa träd på vänster", sade

Caddy. Naturligtvis affärsmannen Duck-anslutna hans

bollen i träden. Han fann sin boll och var på väg att slå ut

när han hörde högljudda spricka av geväret och en stor orm föll död

i ett träd ovanför hans huvud.

Caddy stod bredvid

honom med geväret rökning i handen. "Det är Svarta

Mamba, den mest giftiga ormen i hela Afrika. Du

tur att jag var här hos dig. "

Efter att ha tagit en bogey, flyttade de till 2: a hålet, ett par-5.

"Bra att undvika dessa buskar på

rätt ", säger caddie. Naturligtvis

gick affärsmannen boll rakt in i buskarna. När han

gick för att hämta sin boll, hörde han högt spricka av

Caddy bössa igen, och en stor lejon föll död vid hans

fötter.

"Jag har sparat ditt liv igen", sade

caddie.

The 3rd hålet var en par-3 med en sjö framför

den gröna. Affärsmannen boll kom upp strax

den gröna och rullade tillbaka till kanten av vattnet. För att ta ett skott, han

var tvungen att stå med ena foten i sjön. När han var på väg att svänga, en

dök stort krokodil från vattnet och bet av en stor del av

hans högra ben. När han föll till marken blödningar och stor smärta, han

såg caddy med geväret stödd vid sin

sida, titta på obekymrat.

"Varför dödade du det?" frågade

mannen misstroget.

"Jag är ledsen, herrn", sade

caddie. "Detta är den 17: e handikapp hålet. Du inte får en

chans här. "

Och det, mina golf vänner, varför du aldrig ska

ljuga om ditt handikapp!

Tack för att du sabbade historien,din lilla skinka

Googletranslate suger.

Idag skiter vi i bilder,lyssnar på sportradion och äter en egentillverkad tonfisksallad och sköljer ner med en pilsner

Undrar varför inte människor som bor i ett så varmt klimat är upplysta med att kroppen behöver salt och mineraler.När törsten slår till dricks det bara vatten eller annan vätska,jag har fått lära mig att det inte räcker för salt och mineraler späds då ut och man får brist på viktigt bränsle.Frun och några andra här fick huvudverk och blev kraftlösa,gav dem vätskeersättning i pullverform som löses i vatten,nu är de med i matchen igen efter en timma.Tar själv en sådan drink i förbyggande syfte innan golfrundan och uppmanade spelarna i fotbollslagen jag tränade,speciellt varma helgmatcher mitt på dagen att göra detta.

Hej Drivern, jag brukar använda Resorb varma dagar,ha en bra dag med tonfisken och sportradion,

Mvh Sven

Undrar varför inte människor som bor i ett så varmt klimat är upplysta med att kroppen behöver salt och mineraler.När törsten slår till dricks det bara vatten eller annan vätska,jag har fått lära mig att det inte räcker för salt och mineraler späds då ut och man får brist på viktigt bränsle.Frun och några andra här fick huvudverk och blev kraftlösa,gav dem vätskeersättning i pullverform som löses i vatten,nu är de med i matchen igen efter en timma.Tar själv en sådan drink i förbyggande syfte innan golfrundan och uppmanade spelarna i fotbollslagen jag tränade,speciellt varma helgmatcher mitt på dagen att göra detta.

Dricksvattnet man köper i butiken oftast avjoniserat och befriat från salter och mineraler, därför är det viktigt att kompensera med någon form av vätskeersättning. Jag dricker Strong-K (köps på Pharmacy) varje dag, oavsett om jag spelar golf eller inte.